Walker Texas Mangle'her
| Number | Colt 45 |
| Hometown | My whole life has been a roaming one; I’m an air force brat so I never stayed anyplace long enough to say “I’m from________” |
| Occupation | Lab Rat |
| Distinguishing Attribute | My Men's Briefs |
| Worst Derby Injury | Just a black and blue derrière |
| Likes | Music and shoes |
| Dislikes | Spiders and flakey people |
| Favorite Quote | Humankind. Be both. |
| Biggest Derby Crush / Idol | Bonnie Thunders and Suzy Hotrod, New York... I love their women and pizza |
| First Skating Memory | 6th grade, being pulled behind my best friend’s bike, when she deiced to go over some rocky landscaping, let’s just say my rolling stopped. |
| Skater Name Origin | Who doesn't love Chuck Norris and the juxtaposition of a cowboy using martial arts as his primary means of law enforcement in "Walker, Texas Ranger"?
Fact: Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. I like to live by this theory, keeping my opponent guessing until I Mangle'her. Now if only a roundhouse kick to the face were legal in derby.......... |
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| Photo by Geo Joe | |
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| Photo by Eric Korn | Photo by Eric Korn |
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