Bustine Ballz

Number #00
Hometown Hoquiam, WA
Occupation Customer Service for an espresso machine distributor. I’ve gotten really good at pretending to care!
Worst Derby Injury Torn/mutilated Meniscus in both knees. Had my finger broken when it was rolled over by a powerful woman on roller skates.
Likes Cute guys, puppies & kittens. Burritos.
Dislikes Clowns. Clowns are no good dirty animals. They should be destroyed. All of them.
Item You Never Leave Home Without Debit Card
Favorite Quote “You sir, are an asshole”
Biggest Derby Crush Beyonslay from Gotham City.
Interesting Factoid Was the 2009 “Most Improved Cog Blocker”.
Skater Name Origin I work with Italian men. A lot of them are from the East Coast. I’m constantly having to Bust their Ballz.