“🛼🔥 Gather, ye fans of Middle-Earth and mayhem for Bout 3 of Season 17! 🔥🛼
Brace yourselves — a storm is brewing in the realm of roller derby. After home teams Tough Love and F.L.A.S.H. battle it out in the first half of the night, witness team Mordor face off against Middle Earth in a bout so intense, it might just melt the One Ring – in the legendary Lord of the Rinks Fundraiser Bout! 🧙♂️🧝⛰️
🪓 Expect blocks sturdier than Gimli
👀 Smeagol-level sneak attacks.
🏹 And jammers flying faster than Legolas can loose an arrow.
📍 Mount Doom (aka Whatcom Community College – 241 W. Kellogg Rd. Free parking is available in the parking lot located on Eliza Avenue, just south of W. Kellogg Rd.)
📅 Saturday, April 26th at 5:30 pm, Doors at 5:00 pm
We have a concessions stand selling chips, candy and soda, and Boundary Bay will be serving beer, wine, and cider trackside in the 21+ Beer Garden.
Costumes welcome. Orcs tolerated. Elves encouraged.
“No eagles will save you here — just pure derby grit.”
